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Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Mike, Sep 27, 2016.
Post your funny,we all know whats acceptable so please stay on the right side of it.
You need to be from the UK for this one
Just a great thread - Morning coffee tastes much better during looking those photos
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
The old lady reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas.
I had a happy childhood, My Dad would put me inside a tyre and roll me down a hill...
they were Goodyears.
We're so skint my wife sold one of her kidneys to pay for the kids' school uniform.
If things get any worse I'll have to cancel Sky Sports.