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Discussion in 'Off topic' started by Mike, Sep 27, 2016.
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Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. He had a f*****g window cleaning round."
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Zimmer frames, wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, walking stick/canes, disposable nappies etc etc. What was your dirty mind thinking?
I applied for a job as a litter collector and asked whether any training would be provided.
no, you'll pick it up as you go along